I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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