Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
