Where did you get a picture of my penis
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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