How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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