ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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