So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
well you can't waste a boner
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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