i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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