butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just threw up on my dentist
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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