in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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