it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
