Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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