Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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