I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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