i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
So much rum. So many feels.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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