Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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