i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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