i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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