Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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