We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
she looked like the before picture.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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