she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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