a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
so explain again why im purple
no
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Found your dick twin last night
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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