I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Say something about gay babies.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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