I just saw a hot homeless man
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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