Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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