So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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