that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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