all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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