two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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