I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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