I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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