Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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