Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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