I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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