I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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