The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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