I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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