I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
