So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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