I wanna bring you to show and tell
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Randomize
