lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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