How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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