I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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