This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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