apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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