He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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