Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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