the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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