this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
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