Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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