I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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