so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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