I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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