yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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