thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Don't make out with my wife yet
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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